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About The Stache

Is that for real?

Yes. I do not walk around wearing a stick-on stache. This is 100%, all me.

How did you get it to curl like that?

It's all natural, but I do like to keep it neat with a little wax.

Why do you do it?

Because I value the image of the Monopoly man and the wisdom of Ron Swanson, a.k.a because it's fun.

But what does your girlfriend think?

She said it's growing on her, although it's actually growing on me. Thank you, I'll be here all week.

Can I touch it?

No dude. Boundaries.

Can I take a picture with you?

Sure. Do you have 5 dollars?

I also take GitTip!

Does it itch or tickle?

No, but it is a bitch to eat waffles with.


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